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While speaking to a GM about a lost title, I asked for a joke. They delivered.
Best GM joke yet, omg.
Real pros will jump forward into the door at the same time.
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Hauntingly beautiful
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Upper pic is the original post, lower pic is the post as I’ve seen at least 5 times in my dash these past days.
This is the reason deleting the OP’s comment is just plain disrespectful. This is probably one of the most interesting posts I’ve seen on Tumblr, and it got degraded to a talk about “bloo bloo boys don’t get it I hate my body :(“. Like seriously, the original post has absolutely no relation to self-consciousness, why would ANYONE see this post about the origins of a historical and mysterious art piece and think it’d be a good idea to delete the whole explanation and replace it such a terrible caption.
The worst part is that it seems this post is famous as a body-issue post instead of what it really is.
Because tumblr tries to be so progressive about issues that aren’t even there.
I don’t see why anyone would see this as an “I’m unattractive” thing, it’s just what any body looks like from above. I see nothing horrible at all. I’m glad it was originally drawn with such good intentions rather than someone drawing it with the intention of spreading the message that it’s not okay to look like this. Changing the original text is incredibly insulting to the OP, for more reasons than one, and I don’t know how anyone could think it was acceptable to do so.
Oh my God…
Tumblr’s demographic is mostly moronic women, I swear down. OP, well done for doing something awesomely creative, and I’m really sorry that it got shit on by blubbing girls that think boys don’t deal with the same shit as them.
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LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
Damn fuckin’ straight.
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“This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It’s like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you’re gonna want to carry around in a purse.”
wat
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
BUT WHY
Why am I wincing to this?
FUCK. NO..
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